27 March 2022

Parshat Shemini: The List

"It's on the list".

I remember the first time I heard that statement.  It was in the mid to late 1970s and I was standing in the playground of my Jewish primary school in the heart of Golders Green.  One of the children had uttered this cryptic message to another child.  At the time, I had no idea what this 'list' was.  Occasionally, my friends would claim that some item of food was either 'on the list' or off it.

I was brought up in a traditional home where we ate kosher and observed Shabbat.  My mother didn't cover her hair but neither did the majority of her friends whose kids also attended the same school.  One of the ways we could tell how 'frum' a classmate was by observing the mothers in their sheitls (or not for that matter) coming to pick them up at the end of school.

These were the days before the glossy ‘Really Jewish Food Guide’ and its companion ‘Is it Kosher?’ app existed.  In my childhood era, the 'list' was literally a sheet or two of paper that those in the know could acquire from specific locations such as Jewish bookshops.

When I reflect on those times, I remember how scrupulous my friends were when checking the 'list'.  If it was ‘on’, the food was permitted, if not, they kept well away.  I think I may have seen it a few times when visiting a mate over Shabbat but that was as close as I got to the treasured and rare manuscript.

With the transformation of the list into a book form, a new game began for us newbies.  I would peruse its contents to see what I could and could not eat.  Every time an update was published (in the days before email), I would carefully look through the book and either add the newly qualified products to an existing line or sadly add a bolded 'NK - not Kosher' label in front of previously approved entries.  It always seemed to be the chocolate bars that ended up being dropped!

I distinctly remember the first few editions of the aforementioned guide which came out when I was in my late teens.  Suddenly, the 'list' was available and soon became ubiquitous in our homes.  The science and complexities involved in the production of food now made more sense and the bizarre E471 and E120 codes were to be avoided at all costs (especially the latter as it signified the product contained cochineal, otherwise known as ants' blood.  Yeuch!

What had started life as a list was now presented as a thin tome that could sit comfortably in my mother’s car glove compartment or on a bookshelf.

On the flip side, every now and then, a product I had chalished (longed) for eons ended up being relisted.  I can't really describe the thrill I got, and still do, when something I really wanted to eat re-joined my special ‘kosher club’.  Bounty used to be kosher and then it wasn't and then it was!  Sun-Pat Peanut Butter took the same trajectory...and I won't even mention the ongoing saga of Marmite!

In the last few years though, something has happened that makes certain product addition to the lists more and more exciting.  Whereas in the past, I was only aware of the KLBD's efforts to make the edible world as open as possible (in conjunction with American Kashrut Authorities such as the OU and Star-K), their previous virtual monopoly on deciding what we can and cannot eat has been challenged by an exciting new horse in the race.

I give an extremely warm welcome to the Sephardi Kashrut Authority, otherwise known as the SKA!

I have a personal debt of gratitude to the Spanish and Portuguese Community,not only because I received my Semicha through their network via the Montefiore Endowment, but also because they really opened up the kosher world in a way that would have been unthinkable two decades ago.  Dayan Amor (ztl), who was the Rosh Bet Din and head of my Kollel, certified Kingsmill Bread.  The KLBD followed suit a few years later by certifying other companies that manufactured bread such as Hovis and Warburtons.  Need I say more?

For the kosher consumers such as myself, that mysterious list had borne fruit that I could have never envisioned back in the day.  As of writing, I am rubbing my eyes in disbelief in the knowledge that a few feet away from me, numerous packets of specifically labelled and certified McVities biscuits are waiting to be consumed.  McVities biscuits I'll have you know!

In considering the 'list', I should have realised that the origins of the document I had thought to be secretly available to a chosen few was in fact exceedingly old.

It was based on another detailed list - the one we read in this week's Parsha which described the animals, fish and birds that we are and are not permitted to consume.

What differentiates its contents lies in the lack of specific detail.  Unlike the aforementioned lists, the Torah's description provides limited information about what makes an animal or fish kosher.  Ruminant animals with completely split hooves, check.  Fish with fins and scales, check.  Any type of pig meat being prohibited, check.  Shellfish are out, check.  Certain types of locusts, crickets and grasshoppers, check (they may be kosher, but I'll pass on them, thank you).

No mention of mono-diglycerides of fatty acids, stearates, polysorbates or gelatine in the Torah or references to E120, E422, E570 et al.

It seems as though, just like the Torah's list of what was permitted or prohibited, the manufacture, preparation and consumption of food was much easier in the day.  You couldn't boil a kid in its mother's milk, but that didn't prevent the consumption of steak tartare in cheese sauce either.  Our Rabbis wisely put paid to this dish when they forbade the mixing of meat and dairy in all of its forms.

Compared to the recently published Kashrut Guide, the 1970s list was considerably more compact.  The times they are forever a-changin'! I have no idea what our lists will include in a decade's time and, like us, they are constantly being updated to fit the times in which they are being consulted.

I fervently look forward to their contents...and with that in mind, hope that they will at least include the standard size of Marmite!

Shabbat Shalom.


06 March 2022

Parshat Pekudei: The Lion of Judah [in Kyiv]


In loving memory of Yitta bat Mordechai Leib (our Hilary)


I have to admit that it's been a slow burn.

I'm not one of those people who looks at a current global situation and thinks that Gd's hand is so prevalent that the Moshiach is not only here, but he's caught the 09.15 to Euston from Terminal 5.  This is not to say that I'm about to join the Northern Line at Edgware to greet him (and besides, there are no trains at the time of writing due to the Tube strike).

However, the spectacle of the world's most powerful leader (Biden gave up his throne a while back) who is armed with 5,977 nuclear warheads going to war against a country that has zero warheads is jaw-dropping.  That its leader would not stand a chance to defend himself, were the capital in which he is residing to fall to Russian forces, is heart-breaking.  That this same leader is an assimilated Jew and former actor and comedian to boot, whose great-grandfather and three great-uncles were murdered by the Nazis is, in my eyes, simply unbelievable.

But here we are.

Who knows what will have happened to Volodymyr Zelenskyy and his democratically elected Parliamentarians by the time I stand at the pulpit to read this Drasha.  Will Putin have achieved his aim of 'removing the Neo-Nazi' by (according to a senior defence official in the Pentagon) 'decapitating the Ukrainian Government'?

The penny dropped for me this morning (1st March) when I saw this cartoon by Morten Moreland in The Times.

 You can see a diminutive Putin standing on a huge pile of Russian armoury reading a document entitled 'My Demands' to an imposing and unmoveable giant Zelinskyy, into whom the said vehicles have crashed.]

The penny dropped when I watched the Ukrainian President dressed in a blue T-Shirt addressing the European Parliament via a huge TV screen.  In an impassioned speech which brought the interpreter close to tears.  He said,

"Do prove that you are with us.  Do prove that you will not let us go...Do prove that you are indeed Europeans and then life will win over death and light will win over darkness.  Nobody is going to break us.  We are strong.  We are Ukrainians".

 When he had finished.  they gave him an extended standing ovation.

The penny dropped a third time.

I realised that whether or not Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy is able to withstand the overwhelming military machine that comprises Russia's Armed Forces, his extremely courageous and stubborn refusal to submit to the enemy is completely indicative of who we, the Jewish people, are.

Exodus 38:21

These are the accounts of the Tabernacle, the Tabernacle of testimony, recorded at Moshe's command by the Levites, under Itamar, son of Aharon the Priest.

שמות ל״ח:כ״א

 אֵ֣לֶּה פְקוּדֵ֤י הַמִּשְׁכָּן֙ מִשְׁכַּ֣ן הָעֵדֻ֔ת אֲשֶׁ֥ר פֻּקַּ֖ד עַל־פִּ֣י מֹשֶׁ֑ה עֲבֹדַת֙ הַלְוִיִּ֔ם בְּיַד֙ אִֽיתָמָ֔ר בֶּֽן־אַהֲרֹ֖ן הַכֹּהֵֽן׃

Why would the Torah need to repeat the same story again and again?  Enough already!  We know that Betzalel and Oholiav worked together to create all of the holy items that had been commanded to them by Moshe who had received the instructions directly from Gd.  We know what the Ephod / Apron and Choshen / Breastplate were made from because we read about it in Parshat Tetzave!  And so on and so forth.

Our Sages underscore the central role of the Mishkan as a symbol of the everlasting Covenant between Gd and the Jewish people.

It mattered because what it contained, mattered.

As Rashi tells us,

“In this section are enumerated all the weights of the metals given as a contribution for the Tabernacle, of silver, gold and copper, and also there are enumerated the vessels used for every kind of service in it.”

The Israelites, as a nation built the Mishkan.  They may not have fashioned the final result but that didn't diminish their contribution.  The verb 'p-k-d' used here, refers to the concept of accountability.  It impressed upon our ancestors the concept that were, and are, accountable for everything we do.

Just as every single contribution was enumerated, so every single contributor mattered. 

Every single person counts. 

So, when I see a Jewish man standing up to tyranny, demonstrating to the world that, even if the odds are heavily stacked against him, he is refusing to give in, the metaphorical penny enters into my consciousness in a way that I cannot even describe.

He may not think that his Jewish background is particularly relevant, but to the rest of us, President Zelinskyy is the Jewish hero of our time.  He is our David to Putin's Goliath.  He is our Lion of Judah, this time ensconced in Kyiv.

I fear for him and for the people he is trying to protect but, at the same time, I hope that his nemesis will be made accountable for the firestorm and butchery he is inflicting on the people of Ukraine.  May his putrid name be wiped out from under the heavens and may Hashem protect all our brethren and their neighbours, young and old.

With Purim in our reach, we need to pray really hard for another miracle.


Shavuah Tov.

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