Parashat Mishpatim: Our Arrow

‘Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach’
(George Bernard Shaw, ‘Man and Superman’, 1905)

‘Those who can't do, teach.  And those who can't teach, teach gym.’
(Woody Allen, Annie Hall, 1977)

A few years ago, my youngest two daughters went to New York on a sightseeing trip.  Neither had been before and they had a wonderful time together.  They brought me some souvenirs, one of which sits on my work desk and makes me smile every time I glance at it.

It’s a desk plate displaying the following legend:


Any fellow teachers out there (and presumably non-educationalists too) will appreciate the irony of the quotation.  For if that were really the case, many of my colleagues and friends would not be standing on the picket-lines losing a day’s pay to make their point.  If anything, carrying out our jobs leads to infamy!  I didn’t become a teacher to curry favour with students.  I chose this profession because I believed, and still do, in the intrinsic importance of education in a young person’s emotional and intellectual development.  Teaching adolescents is highly rewarding whilst simultaneously managing to be frustrating, exhausting and at times soul-destroying.  Why do I put myself through this on a daily basis?  That is a question I have been asking for over a decade?  Because I wouldn’t dream of doing anything else.

 Parashat Mishpatim contains 53 mitzvot, commandments, 23 positive or imperative and 30 negative (‘you must not do this’).

Topics include the laws regarding the treatment of a Hebrew slave (also known as an ‘indentured servant’); the granting of loans; the rules regarding setting up courts of law; the observance of the festivals; separating meat and milk and the mistreatment of foreigners.

The Hertz Chumash uses the following useful categories to help us make sense of the order:

1.    Civil Legislation.

2.    Personal Injuries.

3.    Offences Against Property.

4.    Moral Offences.

5.    The Sabbatical Year and the Sabbath Day.

6.    The Three Annual Pilgrim Festivals.

7.    Moses’ warning of what would happen if the laws weren’t followed.

The laws that Gd instructed our teacher Moshe, immediately following the giving of the Ten Commandments, make up the bulk of the Parasha.  If we place these in the context of what has happened to date, they are remarkable.  From the beginning of Bereishit until the end of last week’s Parasha of Yitro, the style employed throughout the Torah has been that of a narrative.

As Rabbi Sacks’ and others have pointed out, this is not accidental.  The Torah’s function as a Holy Book is to educate us.  The word ‘Torah’ means ‘direction or instruction’ from the root of yud-resh-hey (ירה) which originally meant ‘to throw or shoot an arrow’ and in modern Hebrew refers to firing or shooting a gun.  In its causative form, it means ‘to cause someone or something to move straight or true’.  Like an arrow, the Torah gives us strong direction.  It tells us how to ‘fly correctly’ following a straight line.  In other words, it guides us.

What’s the best way of educating our children (and others) to set them up on the ‘straight path’?  By telling them stories.  If I were to give you a choice of either reading a list of laws or hearing a story, which would you prefer?  I know that if it were me, I’d definitely go with the latter option.  Stories are fun.  You can engage with them.  You can relate, especially if they inform you of something that you didn’t know; all the more if they move you in the process.

However, if the Torah was simply a storybook, would it have maintained its position as the world’s best-selling tome?  According to the British and Foreign Bible Society, as of 2021, it is estimated that between five and seven billion copies of the Christian Bible have been sold and/or distributed.  When you consider that the earth has recently registered its eighth billionth human birth, this means that the vast majority of us have a copy of the Bible, which of course includes a translation of the Torah.  How accurate this is would be the subject matter of a very different Drasha.

If the Torah were simply a storybook, our arrow may fly in a straight line, but it would not reach its destination.  It must be solidly constructed and able to negotiate all kinds of obstacles in its path.  The commandments are its housing.  Stories are nice but, to be effective, they have to carry a message. 

Mishpatim opens Gd’s gift by sharing its contents following the thunder, lightning, thick cloud and the sound of the Shofar which terrified the people as they witnessed the giving of the Torah. Just as I didn’t become a teacher for the ‘money and the fame’, so the Torah, our textbook and then some, is much more than the spectacle that we witnessed in the desert. 

Moshe, our teacher, gave us Gd’s curriculum which includes every subject under the sun, including our annual timetable.  We need to have a Parasha like Mishpatim to take us beyond the stories, so that we can create societies based on the moral guidance therein.  Without the mitzvot, the stories are empty.  Without the stories, it is difficult to envisage how to keep the mitzvot.  We need to see living, breathing examples of people learning from the Torah and ‘living it’.  That’s how we can benchmark their behaviour against our own.  That’s how we can literally ‘live the Torah’.

Reading the Torah elevates my soul.  My choice to lead a life as an Orthodox Jew leaves little in my bank account, especially when it comes to keeping Kosher.  That said, despite the huge amounts of money I could have saved, I wouldn’t have chosen any other path to follow.  Just like my decision to become a teacher.

If I have managed to pass that message onto anyone else, I can be comforted in the knowledge that my arrow has hit its target.

On a final note, I’d like to refer to Woody Allen’s quote and how misguided I think it is.  Through the years, I can honestly state that ‘those who teach gym’ are some of the best practitioners I’ve come across in our profession.  I would add that those who can teach are some of the most important individuals making up our society.

A thought to leave you with.

Who was your favourite teacher and why is this the case?

Are they rich and famous?

Shavuah Tov


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